with camille and theo

episode 1: what about jobenet ramsay?

camille
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theo
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theories

camille
If you are into weird post-apocalyptic stuff like me, you should definitely visit the Salton Sea. Which is this giant salty inland lake that smells terrible all the time and has mostly been abandoned. They are used to photographers and documentarians because there are so many vacant houses and it really does look like a nuclear bomb went off, so it's no wonder I've filmed two movies about the end of civilisation in the area. One of the best known nearby towns is Bombay Beach which has the lowest elevation of anywhere in America and a population of about 300. The local bar advertises these facts and is probably full of real cannibals, good luck.
theo
If you like architecture or just buildings or stuff that looks wild 60s and 80s at the same time, you can hit up The Tramway Gas Station, it basically just looks like a big arrow but it also looks like somewhere the OG Norman Bates would have murdered someone, every time I pass it I think about what my life could have been.
camille
Salvation Mountain is pretty cool too, if you are into visiting a giant hill that got turned into Christian art. If you've seen Into the Wild, you know what it is, but it is this famous giant monument and environment where you can walk around, and there's a museum where the dude who created it just stuck things people gave him. The colours are amazing and it's kind of magical, but it's super Christian so you have to be a little open to the love of White Jesus or you're eventually just like well, that's nice.
theo
Look, I know it is not near Palm Springs per say and I am sure most people have been there, but you might be thinking, theo, what are you doing there? Because you lack a certain credibility where you can just show up places and people won't ask who you are, and you are right. I usually like to hit up the Chateau Marmont when I want to have a #lanaweeknd and do a copious amount of recreational drug use, perhaps administered to me by someone I call daddy while listening to the newest lo-fi hit.
camille
Um theo, we are like the same person right now because I am all about taking my daddies to the Chateau Marmont, but they totally know who I am there and they always have my villa and prostitute wig selection ready for me. I recently stayed at the Roosevelt which I also enjoyed because I got to float in the pool on a giant swan #teamprincess. Recently I've spent a couple weekends at the Viceroy in Beverly Hills and got their green tea and ginger body wrap. Why can't we just talk about luxury hotels in LA? Why is this about Coachella?
theo
Joshua Tree is many things, an album by U2 that lots of people herald as the best, but also a place that hippies go to find themselves and do acid. Having never done acid myself, I can't speak to that, but I can speak to the fact that it is a sight to behold, if you like rock formations and also cactus, come thru. I was always more of a "War" fan, though. If you get that U2 joke but also fact, be my friend.
camille
Honestly when my friend Lisa visited from London while I was working out here last year, she went to Joshua Tree and rock climbed naked. I'm not sure if there was acid involved, cause she's just that way. I also prefer "War" as an album and a way of life.